My First CD, “Don’t Bring The Kids” Was Recorded In 2004

From the liner notes:

“Chicago’s naughtiest chanteuse, lyricist and songwriter carries the the burlesque stylings pioneered by Mae West, Sophie Tucker, and Belle Barth into the 21st century.
Whether Carla sings her original, inspirational ballad; her outrageous song parodies; or classic standards from the American songbook, listeners relish her unique delivery.

Enjoy ... but PLEASE... “DON’T BRING THE KID's”

To hear audio samples from “Don’t Bring The Kids” click on the track titles that follow:

1) Let’s Talk Dirty To The Animals
2) Chips n’ Gucamole
3) Boystown
4) My Jar Of Vaseline
5) I Can’t Give You Anything But Love/Lust
6) One Small Star
7) Rubber Dickie
8) As Long As She Feeds Me
9) Homosexual
10) Class
11) Someone To Watch Over Me
12) Can't Help Using That Hand of Mine
13) Everybody's Fucking But Me

Audio tracks © 2007 Carla Gordon

From Quirky Birque:

Last night, me and my Chicago girls met at Katerina's, a neighborhood jazz lounge owned by a fabulous Greek broad who kisses everyone on the cheek when they order. We had chocolate martinis with Grand Marnier and rolled on the floor (decorously, of course, and without spilling a drop of martini) at Carla Gordon's raucous standards -- "Everybody's Getting Fucked But Me" and "Can't Stop Using That Hand of Mine" -- sung with such a bawdy enthusiasm by the white-haired grandmotherly chanteuse, I almost peed my thong.

Posted by Pika Brittlebush in Rants



©2008 Carla Gordon